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Baen Books
Baen Books -- Gray is their "Slushmaster General" in charge of paper submissions

The Ornery American
Orson Scott Card's The Ornery American, which has published four of Gray's essays

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Orson Scott Card's InterGalactic Medicine Show


Who is the "GrayMan"? Gray Rinehart is the author of one book, Quality Education, and many articles, essays and papers. Check out The Legend of Gray's "alter ego" to find out more about the original "GrayMan" of Pawleys Island, South Carolina.

 

 

The Anti-Candidate's Position on ABORTION.

We like babies. Babies are pretty neat: little miracles of DNA, little potentialities, little images of God. We especially like them when they're ooh-ing and aah-ing and exploring this world that's so magical to them and so mundane to us.

We don't so much like changing diapers.

We know that some people can't take care of their babies, but it seems as if these days there are plenty of people who can't have babies who would love to take care of one or two or several. And we like the vast majority of the human race, in general, so we come down on the side of life.

Babies are cool, and mostly so are the people they grow up to be.

 


 

"That government is best which governs least." -- Henry David Thoreau, "Civil Disobedience" (often attributed to Thomas Paine)

Governing least ... we'd be happy to.

 


 

CONTRIBUTE TO THE ANTI-CAMPAIGN. The Anti-Campaign needs money for all kinds of expenses: crayons and coloring books, groceries and gasoline, neckties and Net access. Send your non-tax-deductible donations with the full confidence that we will treat your money as our own and spend it on whatever we want -- like expensive dinners at which we will entertain only ourselves. It'll be just like the real government, only this time you gave your money voluntarily. In fact, be sure to write "gift" in the memo block of your check. Any contributions are not tax deductible; repeat, not tax deductible; I-tell-you-three-times, NOT tax deductible. We appreciate your money. (And you, too, of course ... but we really appreciate your money.)

Want more information on the Anti-Campaign? Want to be added to the list of potential anti-running mates? Want to be considered for a position in the anti-cabinet? Contact the GrayMan, but notice that the e-mail address is set up to avoid spammers; be sure to fix it so it's in the proper format. If we get your message, we'll be happy to answer your questions. (Maybe.) (Sometime.) And we'd be honored to address your club or organization or class to discuss the Anti-Campaign. (For a small honorarium, of course.) (And a meal.) (And maybe baked goods.)

 

 

 

 

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